Lockdown John

During the years of 2019-2021, COVID Lockdowns were a constant. Working from home, home schooling and minimal interactions with others led to the development of many personality phenomena. One of these was the "Lockdown John" syndrome or as it was know more colloquially "The Toey Stin"

A person suffering from 'LJ' or 'TTS' would turn any group message, irrespective of pipe (WhatsApp, Messenger, ICQ, iMessage, Yahoo!) into a sexually driven narrative, most commonly of the homosexual orientation.

Matthew B: Hey everyone, how was church reading this week?

Lockdown John: I'll read your anus with no lube if you're not careful !

Sean W: I've done some analysis on the basketball game lads, very interesting

Lockdown John: I'll give you ANAL you toey runt!