Poopy butt

When you stick in in ten feet deep but she poops on your dick

Me: ugh ugh ugh
Me: takes my dick out
Me: why is my dick brown last I checked I was white

Poopy butt

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Blow me

When you get blowed

Me: blow me
No one:
Me: fine I’ll do it myself

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Jacob

A fuckin bitch fuck that throws an open mayonnaise packet at you at summer camp and continues to call you a dick afterwords.

Don’t be a Jacob

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Jonson mcnally

A cool guy you should get to know

Jonson McNally is cool

Blow me

Dumb ass bitch

Jacob

Jacob is a dumb ass bitch

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Jill

A stupid bitch that doesn’t pay the taxes

Jill: * doesn’t pay the taxes
Thil: hey bitch ima beat you

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Jerry

A nice dude with a small but HAIRY cock he lets his friends touch the pubes

Jonson: can I touch your pubes
Jerry: of course