Pedophile Pete

A weird pedophile that is socially akward and clueless about everything

He’s a dumbass

Me: Lalala
Also me: ahhh it’s a pedophile
Pedophile Pete: blow me

5👍 11👎

Ugh

When you have an orgasm and moan

Ugh

Alex

Stupid ass hoe that stole your friend from you and changed him into an annoying ass fuck

Alex sucks

Fuck tit

When your having sex with someone and you don’t know who it is until after and it turns out to be your dad.

Me: let’s do this more often😏
Fuck tit

2👍 2👎

Mind control

When you get controlled by some random ugly bitch named Auden

Ahhh I’m being mind controlled by an ugly bitch

4👍 14👎

5 hour piss

Piss that gets you through the night

Side effects include getting knocked out and waking up to you dad sucking your dick and liking it. 5 hour piss the piss that gets you through the night

2👍 3👎

Cowbell

When you fart

No one:
Me: farts
Also me: I think there’s a ghost

Cowbell