Tell her twice

When a woman may not have heard you the first time (or didn't listen) and you're forced to repeat yourself, often resulting in two black eyes.

So this bitch was acting up last night so I had to tell her twice

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Nuts on top

Its like a front fruit basket where your nuts are literally over your penis.

When I got out of the shower I surpised my girlfriend with some nuts on top