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When you go for a dump and don't wipe. Instead you get your bitch, grab and lift your balls with one hand while shoving her face deep in your arse with the other and proceed to gyrate on her vigerously leaving a chocolate coloured doughnut ring on her mouth. If your arse is bleeding a bit from that monster shit you did then it leaves a bit of blood behind aswell. That is considered a Chocolate Doughnut with Strawberry. You may also include dropping your balls on her nose while gyrating so that she can sniff your hard earned ball sweat while you paint her face. Bitches love that shit, they'll be begging for more!
Guy1: Dude, I totally got my bitch good this time... Guy2: Yeah? What happened?? Guy1: Oh bro, I gave her the best Chocolate Doughnut and the beauty was I had just done this monster turd and my arse was bleeding a bit leaving behind a nice red and brown shit stain on her face. Guy2: HAHA, Thats ace man!! You gave her a Chocolate Doughnut with Strawberry!!!
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When you're doing a shit and getting a blow job from someone at the same time.
Dude, this chick totally wanted to give me a blowgan!
*In dedication to Cube*
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An insult one gives to another be it male or female. Males tend to get more offended because it implies that they A) have a vagina therefore they must be a girl...or a hermaphrodite and B) Their vagina stinks like garlic.. twice offended with one insult. Females would be offended because it implies that they don't wash often and therefore their vagina stinks like garlic. Whoever you say it to, it's bound to get an unpleasant reaction somewhere down the line. The term can also be used in conjunction with 'Your mother' insult for added effect.
Guy1: Yo dude, stfu go lick your ma's garlic vag. Guy2: wtf, nigga stfu you're the one with the garlic vag! Guy1: Fuck you and your garlic vag! | Guy2Girl: Hey do you smell that?? It smells like garlic vag.. ewww it's you isn't it!!! DIRTY BITCH!! gtfo go and wash!! Girl2Guy: Umm, wtf are you on about. I don't have a 'Garlic Vag'. How could you even suggest such a thing. *closes legs and prenteds to sniff around her crotch to make sure it's not her*
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