Ninny Grannet

A ninny grannet is a slightly variated form of ninny (a simpleton or fool). While not as insulting as ninny, ninny grannet implies more fustration, sillyness and outright comic stupidity to the person its being directed.

John and I were playing Halo for X-box when he totally killed my ass with a rocket launcher. "Ninny Grannet!" I exclaimed with fustration, as I waited to respawn.

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joan baez

The best most brilliant and most beautiful woman to ever walk the earth. She is an amazing musician and has the best politics in the publicized world. She has the voice of an angel, the heart of I don't know, but someone really really really good, and man she is fucking gorgeous.

Man, that Joan Baez is one awesome lady, we should all listen to her- both her music and her thoughts on life, we can sure learn a lot from her!

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patti smith

poet, musician. books include seventh heaven, witt, and the coral sea. lead singer of the patti smith group. widow of fred smith.

patti smith wrote the song "ask the angels" which the distillers covered in their self-titled first album.

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clownin

when u have something better than someone else

damn dawg, you be clownin on dat fewl with ur duces! And he is only rollin 18's.

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cron monster

a giant gelatinous monster that fangoriously devours ya'lls cronic.

My stash has been ganked by a cron monster.

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wtfas

abbreviation for "what the fuck and shit." also see wtf.

she had sex with your mom? wtfas!?

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Nasty Sombrero

When one partner puts on a Sombrero and the other parther shits in it then they get in a doggy position and the catcher (one whos getting it up the ass) eats out of the Sombrero like a troth (thing pigs eat out of)

Bitch one: Man Yolanda your breath STANKS!
Bitch two: Ya HO! me and Brian did the Nast sombrero last night
Bitch one: Damn you some scary ass motherfuckers!
Bitch two: Hey look dead babies!

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