Zozing

Jason is actually quite off base and I was offended just reading his definition. Jordan, in fact, agrees with Rhykeey (Rih-key) in the defining of the term "zozing." According to both Jordan and Rhykeey, zozing is a synonym for the term study halling.

While waiting to drink with Ryan and Zoe, Rhykeey and Jordan grew increasingly impatient with the zozing occurring in Ryan's room.

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deals

(n)Of, or relating to a personal possession. Can sometimes be pronounced "dealies"

"Dude, you touched my deals!"

"Give me back my deals!"

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deals

(n)Of, or relating to a personal possesion. Can sometimes be pronounced "dealies"

"Give me back my deals!"

"Dude, you touched my deals!"

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Thom Yorke

(Noun) The eccentric ADHD mastermind behind the hit band Radiohead.
(Verb) To do something completely genius, yet socially awkward.

Use (1) as a noun:
Girl #1: Isn't Thom York the sexiest guy to come out of England?
Girl #2: He would be if he wasn't so weird.
Girl #1: Yeah.

Use (2) as a noun:

Man, Alex so just pulled a Thom York when he started flopping around in front of that huge group of people.


Use (1) as a verb:

Last night at that dance party I think I pulled a muscle because I Thom Yorked too much.

Use (2) as a verb:
Thom Yorking is dangerous in confined areas.

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Alcaholic

A guy named Jordan

1. Keep drinking like that and you'll become a Jordan

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vaccuum

When said silently, appears as though you're saying "fuck you."

The antonym of elephant shoes

When I politely asked my deaf co-worker to get the vaccuum, she didn't talk to me for a week.

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VFD

Secret organization from a series of unfortunate events, asoue. V stands for Volunteer. The books have yet to reveal the entire and true meaning, but so far there are theories that include 'volunteer fire department' or 'volunteer fire detectives.'

When we drive away in secret
You'll be a Volunteer
So don't scream when we take you,
The World Is Quiet Here

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