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assponey

one who keeps all their lampshades in one submarine 'if ya know what i mean'

"whatsup assponey?"

by JorDAN May 2, 2004

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Ticrocro

A suggestion of a name givin to a cat.

You should name it Ticrocro

by JorDAN December 11, 2003

3πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Timsmom

A bitch ass hoe who likes to suck on my big fat nuts

Whores
Slutts
Bitches
Douchers

by JorDAN February 25, 2003

23πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Barley Fairy

When you are drinking beer in colder temperatures l, or the beer itself is a certain temperature opposite of the climate where it isnt refreshing anymore and causes a jaw-clenching pain in the bottom-back of your cheeks upon beer-sip contact due to your overloading of barely. This pain is a visit from the the Barely Fairy whom reminds us all to keep beer refreshing and at a responsible temperature while reminding to space beer sips out in colder temperatures with hard liquor or non-barley foods. The Barely Fairy has a mom tattoo, bandana and bad stubble and floats like a genie but is still a mythical creature like the Tooth Fairy with very little physical evidence; just folklore. He does't grant wishes; just gives you a sharp cheek pain probably caused by his domestic-violence genie punch.

Brent: "*ow* chuggin beer stings on this windy cool day; I think I got visited by the Barley Fairy."
Jordan: "yoh man; switch to rum and take your damn shot, the Barley Fairy has spoken; the temperature of beer to mouth ratio is too unstable."

by JorDAN November 28, 2021


Smat

Adjective used to describe someone of marked intelligence who lives in the North East United States.

Me and my buddy Mike took a history test on the Boston Tea Party. I got a 75% and he got a 93%. He's wicked smat.

by JorDAN February 24, 2005

19πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


uki

you know it.
a quick affirmitive response to a comment or observation.

playa #1: "man, this cheese is fucking good shit."

playa #2: "uki."

by JorDAN November 26, 2003

27πŸ‘ 56πŸ‘Ž


flem pop (inhale)

The annoying occurence when inhaling, a piece of flem stretches and makes a gargantuan popping noise:)

Gotta have my pops.

by JorDAN January 4, 2004

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž