dead kennedys

The best fucking punk band ever. JELLO = THE MOST INCREDIBLEY TALENTED PERSON ON EARTH. DK is nothing without him. You SHALL obey them.
I <3 Jello.

Wow. I can't beleive i ever wasted my time listening to crappy bands when i could've just put on some DK...

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MTV

A disgusting corporation that brainwashes kids (and adults, for that matter) into being like everyone else and being a vegetable. Do what you're told, don't (god forbid!) think...thinking isn't COOl!
MTV = evil

"OmG!!! I AlWaYs LyKeD DeM, bUt I CoUlDn'T bY dA Cd b\C MtV dIdN'T SaY iT waS PxNk RawK!!!!!!!"
If MTV was a food, it would be shit...not that I ever ate shit or anything...

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hammy

A way of refering to ones hamstring/s.

My hammies are as sore as hell after that run.

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pull out my nine and bust a cap

to pull out ur nine and shoot u

(Whitey acting like a black)
black guy: Im gonna pull out my nine and bust a cap on his ass.

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DarkCobra

Of three Coolest atheist, by far the second coolest. Followed by Soapy, and in the lead Anagnos.

Man DarkCobra's Black LUEsday topic was neat.

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Timsmom

A bitch ass hoe who likes to suck on my big fat nuts

Whores
Slutts
Bitches
Douchers

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Barley Fairy

When you are drinking beer in colder temperatures l, or the beer itself is a certain temperature opposite of the climate where it isnt refreshing anymore and causes a jaw-clenching pain in the bottom-back of your cheeks upon beer-sip contact due to your overloading of barely. This pain is a visit from the the Barely Fairy whom reminds us all to keep beer refreshing and at a responsible temperature while reminding to space beer sips out in colder temperatures with hard liquor or non-barley foods. The Barely Fairy has a mom tattoo, bandana and bad stubble and floats like a genie but is still a mythical creature like the Tooth Fairy with very little physical evidence; just folklore. He does't grant wishes; just gives you a sharp cheek pain probably caused by his domestic-violence genie punch.

Brent: "*ow* chuggin beer stings on this windy cool day; I think I got visited by the Barley Fairy."
Jordan: "yoh man; switch to rum and take your damn shot, the Barley Fairy has spoken; the temperature of beer to mouth ratio is too unstable."