Walrus

A term denoting any and all 16-year old boys with wrinkly faces, who are consistently encased in some form of cast, and who overuse plural words to an extreme. their parents are cool boomers, but have a tendency to be hovercraft parents

also responds to Poo, Poo-Pie (like banana cream), or Blue Eyes.

1: hey we're having a party on saturday. can you go?
Reece: no, i have a tennis tourney.
1: but it's at night.
Reece: well, i have to study for all my AP classes.
1 (to 2): Jeez, reece is being such a walrus.
2: omg, ino. vampires leave their houses more often.
1: hah 2tru

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JAS

An abbreviation for Just A Second.

used when one is very temporarily unable to communicate within an instant messenger conversation.

generally the shortest amount of time you can be away and still need to announce your absence. JAS<BRB and JAS<h/o (hold on)

1: hey where were you today?
2: (almost finished with a phone call) jas
1: aight
-moments later-
2: back. s'craick?
1: hey cool. where were you today?
2: who me? ah man i went home sick.

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Retro-noying

a word or phrase that has been overused, and repeated incessantly and ad nauseam.

phrases like: Your Mom, That's What She Said, ...NOT, ...PSYCHE, you got burned, and then Want some ice for that burn?, you got served...., Napoleonic Goshhhes, quoting Superbad, (negative)sayswhat, ninjas v. pirates, t47k1n6 1n 733t, etc.

this does not include: Getting Moded (bring it back folks), so's your face, In Soviet Russia..., etc.

1: (touches armrest in theater, encounters sticky soda residue) ugh, it's so sticky
2: That's what SHE said
1: dude, that is mad retro-noying.

1: hey my friend over there thinks you're cute...
2: oh really? cool. what's her ---
1: ...NOT haha
2: that is so retro-noying

1: hey, I'm new here, what's your name?
2: I'm McLovin' WHOO!
1: you have no idea how retro-noying that is by now.

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SYF

An abbreviation of the ever-popular, ever-working So's Your Face.

{Notes on usage} So's your face always works. no matter what. period.
also, be careful, world wide internets, not to turn this term into the next "That's what she said" or the even more retro-noying "Your mom"

1: that shirt is really ugly
2: syf

1: I bombed the exam cuz i forgot to put my name on it. freakin annoying.
2: syf

1: J.D., that's not even a real comeback.
2: Elliot, please. so's your face ALWAYS works.
1: that's stupid
2: syf, ooh i'm on fire.

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