Homeless Casual

(n.) manner of dress most commonly characterized by raggity hats, holey jeans, beat up Nike sneakers from 1984 and usually accompanied by terribly managed hygiene and gross facial hair.

Johnny is dressed homeless casual this evening.

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hobophobe

(n) a person that is afraid of hobos. (adj.)hobophobic - to be afraid of hobos.

John is a really big hobophobe. Anytime he sees a homeless person walking on the street, he freaks out.

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Hobosexual

(n.) one that is only attracted to hobos.

Dude, I'm a hobosexual. Nothing turns me on like a nice raggity homeless person.

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Hoboerotica

(n) disturbing category of pornography specifically devoted to homeless people having sex.

I went to the porn store the other day and all they had was that damn hoboerotica!

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