Chuck Norris

n. The man with the hairiest balls on earth.

Chuck Norris is so cool he dusts ice cubes off his shoulders.

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Ronaldinho

n. The best soccer player in the world.

n. The guy that made bad teeth cool.

The only person who can beat Ronaldinho at soccer is Chuck Norris.

Joe: "Hey bro, did you know that Ronaldinho used to have straight teeth?"

Jordan: "For real, what happened?"

Joe: "Well, when Ronaldinho scored against Chuck Norris, Chuck gave him a swift roundhouse kick to the face."

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