Random
Source Code

iPod

Greatest MP3 player of all time...people that diss them either are envyous cause there poor ass shoe salesman fathers cant work up enough money to buy them one...come on guys its not apples fault that ur parents are fucking failures! ive had my ipod for about 2 months and have charged it about 15 times or so...it lasts up to 500 charges...you do the math...bitches

those of us that are still living in the CD world...im sorry that you suck at life but just know that when i whip out my iPod im saying that im better than you...

those of us that like to brag about our Creative Zens...LOL...that shit looks like a fat gray brick...give me a break...get an ipod...losers...my 60GB iPod will own anything they can offer

Creative Owner: Dude check out my Creative I bought it yesterday!
Me: Really..? :Takes out iPod and changes song as light beams on him from the heavens and a choire of beautiful women sing:
Creative Owner: :worships:
Me: Thats right B!TCH!

by Jordan Marsala October 28, 2005

33👍 96👎