Lent

A period of time of the year where Catholics pretend they’re Christian.

I told everyone I was giving up stuff for lent and the sheeple believed I was Christian.

Complied

Something you have to do.

I was complied to avenge Ashley.

Dead log

A person who could be great but centers around someone who is like a swirling log in a lake trying to steal their achievements and glory.

Matt thought Andrew was so cool he decided to hover around him all day like a dead log and steal all his coolness.