Shvitzing Arnold

The insertion of a mechanical pencil into a female's anus, then clicking the pencil (at least) once.

"I gave Joanne the shvitz last night."

"Baby, lemme give you the shvitzing arnold... it's all the rave in south Bali"

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Stinking Arnold

The insertion of a lead (non-mechanical) pencil into a female's anus.

"Hey sweetheart, can I give you the stinking arnold tonight?"

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Snipping Arnold

The insertion of a pair of scissors into a female's anus, then opening the scissors just a pinch, allowing the anus to expand minorly for a short period of time.

"Throw some lube on those scissors for when we decide to perform the snippy-snip-snip tonight"

"Hey, we've been together for 3 months now... can I please give you the snipping arnold?"

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