G-Lemon

Ubiquitous hiker, usually of a larger stature, that claims to hike but rarely shows up.

A “citrus-limetta” which leaves a sour taste in groups mouths when no-shows occur.

Ahhh man Kyle, we got G-Lemoned again!

Dude, we have 10 permits to hike the Sierras this year but we have another G-Lemon on our hands.