assram

An extremely attractive woman that can only be elaborated on in the motion of a pelvic thrust.

OMG!!! DID YOU SEE ASSRAM TODAY?! SHE'S.....I MEAN.....AHHHHH!!!!!(pelvic thrust at an adjacent time, whilst also throwing arms at full force behind one's backend)

12👍 11👎

indiana

Prone to make it to playoffs, semi-finals, and/or finals in any sport, but alway fuck it up to the uber-extreme at the last minute and fucking lose some people their car, house, boat, daughter, wife, dog, bed, right eye, left testicle, and last but not least, their sanity...=D

you: hey did you see the colts game?
me:.....*gun to head, trigger pulled*
you: *dead*
peyton manning:Hey that wasn't very...
peyton manning: *dead*
reggie miller:A'ight dude that's en....
reggie miller: *bleeding from the anus*
me: *partially satisfied*
your sister: *deep throat*
me: *satisfied* GIGGITY GIGGITY GOO!

4👍 20👎