Fuck Boy

An individual who is careless and seeks to take the souls of young helpless girls, to get his body count up. They will utilise there manipulation skills to take advantage of any poor girl that they can, taking them to Nandos in exchange for 30 seconds of disappointing love. They will continually break down their victims until they end it, because they "Just don't think its working out" and as they believe "seeing other people will be better".

They live among us and are hard to detect. But it's not impossible.

Watch out for Denim Jackets and Hoodie Pairings. Watch out for people who ask you to "go back to mine" within a half hour of meeting them on a night out. MOST IMPORTANTlY, watch out for former Tough Mudder Participants, who live and breathe the concept despite only completing it once

Me: "He did tough mudder once and hasn't took that shirt off for three years"
Friend: "Shit."
Together: "He's a FUCK BOY"