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2016

Man Says "Grab Her by the Pussy"; Becomes President

Can you believe what he just said today in that press conference

hey man it just 2016

by Jordonbigbalognaveroni October 9, 2017

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Marty

a Marty is a Fat man usually sitting down wearing an open Hawaiian shirt with his gut hanging out while he wears shades, and drinks. A Marty is almost always drunk but while hes drunk he acts like a complete asshole throwing beer bottles at his kid while simultaneously calling them a worthless shit kid (Usually the kid is named brad) Marty's are also known to have pedophilic tendency's towards their daughters (who are usually named Lisa). In summary a Marty is just an asshole

Look at that fatass yelling at his kids

I know hes acting like a total Marty

by Jordonbigbalognaveroni December 29, 2017

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spongebob standard

The spongebob standard is as follows: If a new nick cartoon comes out and it isn't a smash hit, nickelodeon will just ignore it, never give it reruns, never promote it, move the premier dates around and dump the last few episodes on their much less popular channel NickToons network while they replace it with more spongebob reruns

man i cant believe that Harvey beaks isn't on until later even though they said it was going to air now

Sorry man but you know how the spongebob standard works

by Jordonbigbalognaveroni February 5, 2017

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