wad

An amount (generally one ejaculation) of male semen.

I just shot a wad in the shower.

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felatio

Also fellatio

N. The act of orally pleasing the male genitalia.

Throughout history felatio has been an exertion of dominance over his lessers. During pre-biblical times, a farmer might force a thief to perform felatio to him had he found said thief trying to steal goods from him.

Felatio is the culmination of a prom night's hard work.

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twinkin'

The act of staring at a person or into space. Your chin must be down, your mouth open, your eyes wide, and your head slightly tilted. This term also applys to wearing clothing that does not fit where your fat hangs out.

Betty: "Susan, ur twinkin'!"
Susan: "What are you TALKING about?"
Betty: "He doesn't want to see ur rolls, he already had his Thanksgiving dinner."

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twinkin'

The act of staring at a person or just into space. Your chin must be down and your mouth hanging open with your eyes wide and your head slightly tilted. This term also applies to a person when they wear clothing that is too small and their fat hangs out.

Betty: "Susan, stop twinkin'."
Susan: "What are you TALKING about?"
Betty: "He already had his Thanksgiving dinner, he doesn't want your rolls."

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twinkin'

The act of staring at a person or staring into space. Your chin must be down with your mouth open, your head slightly titled, and your eyes wide. This term can also apply to one who wears clothing that is too small and their fat hangs out.

Betty: "Susan, stop twinkin'"
Susan: "What are you TALKING about?"
Betty: "He already had his thanksgiving dinner. He doesn't want to see your rolls."

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