Shizzle

When you walk into your house pull out your litter and burn your three hours of homework

Me: hi mom i’m Home.
Mom: do I smell smoke?
Me: no.
Drop your homework in the trash
Mom: are you pulling a shizzle

Bank account

When your parents take your birthday money and put it in your college bank account.

You Open up your birthday present and it’s a Check for 5,000 dollars

Baby Joe: yaaaaaaa! I can day so much stuff!
Dad: yonk!
Mom: that’s going in your bank account

Baby Joe falls back and f@!?ing dies

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