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classic brenda

When somebody does something well-within their predictable norms.

Come on, he called in sick to work on his birthday. CLASSIC BRENDA

by JormanThoad December 31, 2016

42πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Honey, I never drive faster than I can see

Telling your girlfriend you'll never cheat on her.

"Oh, sure; your roommate is adorable... but. Honey, I never drive faster than I can see."

by JormanThoad September 1, 2017


just another tuesday

Par for the course. When something outrageous happens and a blase attitude is adopted in the face of it.

"I went out to the car to find I have two flat tires. Just another Tuesday."

by JormanThoad February 22, 2017

68πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


explanation is joke murder

If you have to explain it; it's not that funny.

I'm not going to tell you why Sam is like a broken stoplight. Explanation is joke murder.

by JormanThoad April 19, 2017


die, earth bitches

The war cry of our new alien robot overlords. Humans use it sarcastically when frustrated.

"Steve in Accounting just told me to unplug my computer and all its peripherals. Isn't that an IT thing? DIE, EARTH BITCHES!"

by JormanThoad March 7, 2017

35πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


friend of the show

Friends you can count on to pitch in when stuff goes wrong.

"Like late night hosts can look to trusted pals to fill-in when big shot guests don't fulfill responsibilities, I can always count on Jordo to have my back. He's a friend of the show."

by JormanThoad March 10, 2017

22πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


paper marvel

A way for enthusiasts to distinguish which superhero world they are referencing. The difference between "paper marvel" and "movie marvel" is the difference between published comics and the films.

"Man, I love the paper Marvel version of the Avengers better than the movies. So much more rich history."

by JormanThoad March 3, 2017