thanks, lee

That guy who tries to top a joke that's already been made.

Lee doesn't get the comedy pyramid. There's set up, rising action, punchline. Lee keeps going after the joke's been made. Thanks, Lee.

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I'm not moving to Burbank

When you don't want to do something others want you to do.

Everyone tells me I'd go big in Hollywood. Yeah? I'm not moving to Burbank.

noted nofuns

Friends of yours who shit on everything, no matter what.

I thought this party was great, but noted nofuns Mitch and Jimmy had to harsh on it.

I would stand in line for this

Anything that means everything to you for any reason.

A chance to tell my first girlfriend I know what I'm doing now? I would stand in line for this.

can you tell me where's the candy?

The old days, when this was your biggest problem.

"Man, I can't deal with any of this! Remember when our biggest problem was where the candy aisle was in a grocery store? CAN YOU TELL ME WHERE'S THE CANDY?"

just like last night, only better

You rock, no one is saying different.

"Oh my God, you were amazing. Do it again; just like last night, only better."

give me my guitar back

When somebody does something unforgivable and irredeemable.

"Goddammit! You slept with my sister, man! Kurtzman, give me my guitar back!"