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Said ruefully when no one gets the joke.
No one understands that Shakespeare is just Edwardian Cinemax? Well, I'm a writer.
19π 2π
You know me; I can't complain.
"OMG, she broke up with me because of the Rona. But Mister Positivity is still out there, swinging. Too bad the bars are closed."
2π 1π
Being absolutely useless coming and going.
"This radio gets no reception and is absolutely useless. It's like one of my ex-fiancees was in musical theatre."
13π 1π
The little extra metaphorical zing your project needs to show you're earning your paycheck.
"You know what this presentation to the boss needs? A little more bikinis and spacesuits."
The war cry of our new alien robot overlords. Humans use it sarcastically when frustrated.
"Steve in Accounting just told me to unplug my computer and all its peripherals. Isn't that an IT thing? DIE, EARTH BITCHES!"
35π 2π
Friends you can count on to pitch in when stuff goes wrong.
"Like late night hosts can look to trusted pals to fill-in when big shot guests don't fulfill responsibilities, I can always count on Jordo to have my back. He's a friend of the show."
22π 2π
That friend of yours who gets everyone else in trouble.
Shenanigans Man got me to crash that bachelorette's party last night and now I'm late for work.