go read a book about india

Used to dismiss a vapid Internet argument; shows the poster needs to educate himself on the topic at hand.

"The 1968 Mets were the best baseball team ever? Why don't you go read a book about India?"

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hey look

Bringing attention or emphasis to archetypical or repetitive behavior on social media. Often used as a stand-alone rejoinder.

"Hey look! Brian is linking to that same meme, again!"

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Everybody wants to be a rockstar, but they don't want to rock

Everybody wants it handed to them.

Do good work first and worry about the honey later. Everybody wants to be a rockstar, but they don't want to rock.

comparably pedantic

When two assholes try to out-asshole each other in an Internet bitch fight.

"If your statement was never supposed to be read as anything more than a synonym for 'Russia is not good and not our friend' then sorry for being comparably pedantic, I guess.

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donuts and whiskey

Sarcastic response to a query as to acceptable payment for a job.

"Are you kidding? I'd do that for donuts and whiskey."

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