A Mateus is a animal commonly found in big dumpsters with shit and expired milk in it. A Mateuses normal traits are sucking dick and fucking men in the ass. When you see a Mateus you should run away and say, âgo fuck yourself,â it makes them literally fuck themselves in the ass while you escape.
O shit, thatâs a big Mateus, we better run, âgo fuck yourself,â.
Eww thereâs a Mateus in this dumpster with shit in it.
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