Ali Dia

A "Footballer" from Southampton. He frauded his way into becoming a Southampton player by convincing Graeme Souness that he played for PSG and was George Weah's cousin. He only made one premier league appearance and Matt Le Tissier described him as "Bambi on ice" He was released two weeks into his contract and never heard of again.

Oh, look at Mason Mount! His footballing ability reminds me a lot about Ali Dia.

2👍 5👎

Mickey Mouse Goal

A mickey mouse goal is a goal in football that is of the following:

1. Scored against a small team.

2. Tap-in.

3.Penalty.

Oh Look! Penaldo just scored 10 mickey mouse goals against Lithuania Andorra and Luxembourg. Not my Goat!

21👍 5👎

Bologna Man

The bologna man is a "footballer" from Portugal, who stat pads mickey mouse goals against small teams like Bologna, Lecce, and Crotone, but then decides to ghost in the champions league against Ajax, Porto, and Lyon.

He also has an instinct to believe that the penalty area is a swimming pool and tends to dive in it.

I was born and raised in Bologna. My grandfather used to tell me stories about bologna man,a goblin from Portugal that travels to Italy when Bologna is playing. He scores 6 penalties and then disappears until the next Bologna game! I still have nightmares that he’s hiding in our stadium!

13👍 5👎

Pruno Penandes

A fraud from Sporting CP who loves to score penalties and create a false image that he is better than De Bruyne. In reality, he has the footballing ability of Ali Dia and is only good when the referee gives him a penalty after diving

Oh, Look! I spotted Pruno Penandes diving! He paid the ref and got a penalty though!

71👍 31👎

LithuaniaMan

A bald bum from Portugal who loves to stat pad against shit teams such as Lithuania, and Andorra and ghosts vs half-decent teams

OMG Look, you scored in the worst league, you remind me of a LithuaniaMan

22👍 6👎

Penaldian

A penaldian is someone who is obsessed with cristiano ronaldo, or penaldo, as some people call him as he scores a lot of goals from penalties. A term commonly used on twitter.

Look, I ratioed that obsessed Penaldian

88👍 13👎

Pendu

A penalty merchant fraud alleged footballer from Portugal. He loves to stat pad against small teams like Crotone and Andorra and disappear against Porto, Ajax, and Lyon. He is known to cry whenever the referee does not give him a penalty.

Pendu just scored a hattrick against Cagliari, and then he disappeared against Benevento.

427👍 137👎