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Crocodile

Typically a gay 57 year old pedophile who targets male minors, he has a preference for the ones who don’t run away and are slim enough to fit in a basement. His appearance is described by a little traumatized boy: Tall and stocky, Crocodile has broad shoulders, powerful limbs and legs, and a robust neck. His skin is faded, and while he keeps his black hair perfectly slicked back, strands often fall in front of his face during bouts. The most remarkable features are a large hook made of a durable gold alloy in lieu of his left hand and a lengthy, stitched scar that crosses his face at the bridge of his nose. His thin eyebrows rise to the middle of his deep-set, heavily-lidded eyes. This conveys a sense of suspicion and disdain in his normal facial expression. Crocodiles typically have cigars in their mouths and have a deep, soothing voice when they speak.
His outfit consists of a black suit and a dark green ascot, this matches his black pants and belt. He has a hook to grab the children in gold.

Crocodile: hey little boy wana marry me, ill pay you €3000 a night, and give you candy?

Boy: no get away from me you “crocodile”.

by Josef McDoolio March 26, 2024


Tuffo

Someone who is described as “tuffo” is a person who wants to be tough and strong but in reality is weak and stupid.

Josef: get out the way tuffo, there’s a new kid in town

Quindarry: what’s tuffo?

Josef : a person who is “tuff” like you loser !1!!1!1!1

by Josef McDoolio March 25, 2024


Kindlegod

A kid who is praised to be a god

Mom: My son is such a kindlegod
Aunt: yeah dude he’s such a kindlegod 🤓!1!1!1!!1!1

by Josef McDoolio March 25, 2024


“It smells like Frits”

Frits is a smell commonly to describe fried potato’s, such as hash browns or fries.

Punk: “It smells like frits” in here !1!1!1!

by Josef McDoolio March 26, 2024