Boston Creampie

The Boston Creampie occurs when, seconds prior to ejaculation, one removes the phallus and ejaculates onto the abdomen of another. One must then urinate onto the abdomen and/or upper torso of said ejaculate catcher in the shape of the letter "B". This is only worthwhile if the receiver is a fan of the New York Yankees Baseball club.

That cumdumpster I fucked last night told me she is a Yankees fan, so I gave her the Boston Creampie to show her the error of her ways.

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pittsburgh Dumptruck

Keeping with the spirit of the "Three River City", the Pittsburgh Dumptruck occurs when three participants, or "defacateurs" proceed to defecate or "poo" on the chest or upper torso of another participant, willing or non. Said occurance need not occur in or within the vicinity of the City of Pittsburgh.

Dude, that bitch loves a good Pittsburgh Dumptruck, you guys want to drink draft beer all night and shit on her?

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