BATMAN BATMAN

Batman is a cult. We must feed him daily. Feed him nothing but carbs and fast food. If you don't comply with the god himself, you will know NOTHING BUT PAIN AND SUFFERING AND REGRET FOR ALL ETERNITY. Don't make the mistake I made.

Steps for making batman:

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Step one: find a corner in public that many people walk by so batman will get regular sacrifices and fed.
Step two: feed him (He likes the number 6 from McDonald's, a fish fillet. Make sure to add extra cheese and mayo for extra good luck 👍).
Step three: Inform the locals about your batman and force with mental harassment to make one as well.
Step four: Mass-produce batmans until your town knows nothing but mold and old food.
Step five: do it.

Adam: BATMAN
Jaxon: BATMAN BATMAN
Will: SHUT THE FUCK UP

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Weezer Phobia

Weezer Phobia is an irrational fear or hatred for Weezer. The side affects for having Weezer phobia, are 4 eldritch beings appearing in your dreams that represent the members of Weezer. The first is an blank man with pointed arms leg and head, The second is a man with 8 arms and legs shaped like an octopus, The third is a man with large, penguin like flippers and legs. He can float in the air with an ominous aura around him. The final one hides in the shadows with huge eyes that glow, the only body part you can see is its tail. There is only one current survivor of the fourth demon. Remember to honour Weezer unless you want to die.

Nathan: Hey how was your weekend?
Eduardo: HOLY FUCK I GOT WEEZER PHOBIA FUCK FUCK FUCK
Nathan: Damn that's to bad.

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