Property that happens to be owned by a clam.
BEWARE! Living inside of a clam does not constitute clamperty.
According to Clam Law, Section VIII, Verse V— this is my legal domicile! This is MY clamperty and I will not be harrased!
-Jessie Clammem
A highly confused state that causes your reality to break/quiggle
"Ashley mioquiggled so hard last night when Josh peed in her soup."