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Thest

I test in which retards should take.

I hated that thest we took in english

by Josh March 11, 2004

11πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


Mostestly

Sarah's word, first discovered on a sign she made for Josh.

"I love Sarah the mostestly"

by Josh July 4, 2004

1πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


1e

a device used most commonly by white americans in place of taking the time to roll a joint.

a metal paraphernalia which is able to house a "green like" substance for the purpose of smoking; with the end result of getting high.

It is just like when you are at a shopping center and you are with your Mom, and she asks you to recall someones name, and you can't. You instantly tell her it starts with a letter. Your Mom says as opposed to a number, everything starts with a letter. NOT TRUE! 1e starts with a number!!!

by Josh November 11, 2004

8πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


goobin'

screwing around, but not really accomplishing anything

Guy 1: "Hey man what are you up to?"
Guy 2: "Eh, not much, just goobin' around."

by Josh November 22, 2003

23πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


flaven

The word flaven is a most wonderful and amazing word. A flavorful word meaning a nerd, a person who is single-minded or accomplished in scientific or technical pursuits but is felt to be socially inept, or a person with an unusual or odd personality; The word originates from a character created by Jerry Lewis during his early years with Dean Martin, and, more recently, from a popular animated character in the Simpsons, Professor Frink (Who ironically can also find his roots in the same original source). Professor Frink, the crazy mad scientist, as well as the earlier Jerry Lewis character, are the epitome of geekdom. There are many variations of the word Flaven. Flavin, Flaven-hoyven, Iven Flaven, and GLAVENHAVENMOYVENSCHLOYHEYY!! are just a few examples. Another popular variation is Flaven-Maven, or Maven-Haven. In addition, Glayhaywayven, blavenoyven, gloyvenshmoyven, glutenhoyway, and heyheyheywaywen are strangely popular. A proper pronunciation of flaven requires that the speaker say the word with the utmost urgency, so that the listener can truely grasp the importance of the word. Spoken with a wide-eyed glare and a dramatic tweaking of the vocal chords, this and other similar words not only will provide years of pleasure and joy to you personally, but will delight and stimulate those around you with the heart to embrace it. The next time you see a skinny kid hunched over a computer, glasses thick enough to burn out his corneas with the light of the monitor, in a half-dazed drooling display of eerie sedation, sneak up behind him and in your most commanding tone, yell out "FLAVEN". Yes, Flaven. Sure to propel your maven skyward in a true display of utter havenwaven.

"Well, it should be obvious to even the most dim-witted individual who holds an advanced degree in hyperbolic topology, n'gee, that Homer Simpson has stumbled into.... the third dimension. bhay-gn-flaven!"

by Josh January 3, 2004

65πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


erection

The event in which the penis becomes stiff and hard ready to get stroked,inserted,sucked,stucked,beated,ejaculated,bent,kicked,kneed,etc.

"Wow this porno video is giving me an erection!"

by Josh May 12, 2003

1911πŸ‘ 1736πŸ‘Ž


Chawnk

to stick your penis in some bitches ear

After a long drunken night...the girl said she thought she had an ear infection, when in reality she was involved in some hardcore chawnking the night brefore.

by Josh December 15, 2004

5πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž