DJ Skizotti

An old ass man with a huge tattoo one his forearm and a disgustingly huge member. On the verge of breaking his hip.

Scottie you ndirty dirty old man.

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Kangaroo Punch 180°

This is a sweet variation of the kangaroo punch. Instead of straight missionary, switch it up to 69 and then pull your feet up and kick that chick in the face.

When I was taking care of a bitch downtown, and she was taking care of me downtown I kangaroo punch 180°'d that slut

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poo spatter

When you fart and it puts a 'paintbrush flick' mark on your boxers/thong. Alternativly you could do it in the shower up against the tiles for cheap thrills and the funniest noise in the world, for desired effects spread cheeks.

I was in the shower, and i had the urge, so i spread my cheeks and poo spattered all over the tiles

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Injin

A derogatory term for a person, of any background. Very funny to use as a curse word.

1)You stole my money, you injin.
2)Oh yeah, well your an injin!
3)(after spilling hot coffe on shirt) INJIN!!!

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hot beef injection

The proper prescription for whatever ails your lady friend.

If excessive talking occurs, administer orally.

Come on Sporto, level with me. Do you slip her the hot beef injection?

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brood

To nonchalantly unzip one's pants and stretch their scrotum out of their fly. Preferably done in a public setting.

At the party Scotty got drunk and pulled a brood.

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Koo Koo Ka Choo

1) awsome, cool, sweet. 2) o.k., alright, sure.

example 1): (1st person says): Dude, we get to go to Florida. (2nd person says): KOO KOO KA CHOO!!
example 2): (1st person says): Hey, can you get me the pen? (2nd person says): Koo koo ka choo.

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