hitler youth

A term invented by my grandfather for the Civil Air Patrol. This term is derrived from the fact that CAP members go around in Camo uniforms marching, resembling the teenagers trainde by Nazis during WWII.

So Josh, you going to your hitler youth group meeting tonight? Ja. (german for yesget it?{If you don't too bad, stupid})

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one eyed flounder

This wonderful method of rear entry comes from the all powerful Leanne.
She is a master of taking it in the ass, and enjoys this thoroughly.

Hmm, lets say Josh is getting Leanne from behind, and suddenly knocks out one of leannes arms that is supporting her weight. She will then fall to that side, and land on the side of her face, looking like a one eyed flounder.
thank you and good night

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Personal Athlete

A person who is very into his/her self

Or someone who tries to act cool and fit but in reality are {pretentious} and not cool.

"Check out that Personal Athlete at the bar. You think he could try any harder?"

"Maybe guys wouldn't give her the wrong kind of attention if she would quit being such a Personal Athlete."

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Shambo

The perfect friend. Not to mention incredibly handsome and great in bed. Also the male version of the drink" Shirley Temple."

Lady:"I'll take a Shambo"
Waiter:"As in a drink?"
Lady:"As in one in my hand and one in my bed..."

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tripping

usually feeling in a state of disarray or seeing a whole bunch of colors and wierd organic shapes that turn into things affects of Acid or LSD

dude i was tripping when i saw that Pink Floyd movie "The Wall"

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Greatone

Clark Lemke.

''Hey Greatone want some funny apples?''
''Hey Greatone come for your beatin'!''

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This one's for Kam!

1) A phrase uttered for a friend who is absent from the current activity, used in place of "I wish Kam was here", a dedication of the current activity to the absent friend
2) A phrase uttered immediately before climax, usually followed donkey punching one's sexual partner, or performing some other diviant sexually activity

Boyfriend: "I'm almost there baby. Oh yeah, right there, just a little......THIS ONE'S FOR KAM!"
*SMACK*
Then the boyfriend must hold on for dear life.

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