Gavin

A short little turd who knows how to get high on anything. He is also very stupid

Joe: Gavin, how are you high on bread mold, we don't even have any bread!
Gavin: The universe is taller than me.
Joe: Everything's taller than you, you short little turd. Gavin, doing drugs!

Sid

An uncultured swine, known for his incessant desire to do drugs. Sids are typically very stupid, and show up to rehearsals for plays when literally no one wants them too.

Sid: Hey guys, do you want to get high?
Ian: Sid, no one wants to get high with you, you uncultured swine.

Haden

A crippled square who everyone hates. They tend to be obsessed with sex but will never experience it. Their mothers are also whores.

Haden: I did your mom!

Everyone: Shut up Haden you cripple.

Haden: I'm a cool cripple! I broke my leg in a car crash.

Everyone: No the fork you didn't. You ran over your own leg with an ATV you dumbass.