under the pig

Variation of "under the weather."

Used to describe someone who has been stricken with the H1N1 flu virus, commonly known as the "swine flu."

I was all ready to go out with Beth. I washed my car, made dinner reservations, picked up a pack of rubbers. Then she called to tell me she was under the pig. Guess I'm jerkin' it tonight.

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emocd

To obsessively check your email for responses to emails you send to others.

Rick: "That girl I met the other day isn't emailing me back."

Jay: "Well, when did you email her?"

Rick: "Ten minutes ago, but I've already checked four times and there's no response. She must not be into me."

Jay: "Man, you're emocd."

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cyberbitch

Someone who is pleasant and reasonable in person, but becomes terribly annoying, and even downright loathesome in e-mailed correspondence.

Gary was very understanding during our meeting this morning, but when we checked our e-mails later that day, it was clear we were dealing with a real cyberbitch.

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