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Sneath

Noun: Slow, dull witted creature, known for its distinctive call. "SNEATH".The Sneath contains no bones in it's arms. It stalks it's prey, and strikes by throwing it's boneless limbs onto its targets shoulder. When in danger, the Sneath will call upon the rest of his tribe, by flailing his arms over the targets head, while whooping "SNEATH!".

Verb: To surprise an innocent victim, by retracting your arms into their sleeves, and throwing your sleeves onto the victims shoulders, while yelling "SNEATH!"

Adjective: A way to describe a sneaky, wide eyed phony. Who keeps to him/herself, and scares off unwanted visitors.

Person 1: So nice day today?
Person 2: O yes its gorgeous.
Sneath: Sneath!!
Person 1: OMG!! It's a Sneath! Run!!
Sneath: Sneath. Sneath. Sneath.

Person 1: Wow that guy is such a Sneath.

Person 1: I'm so going to sneath you tonight!

by Josh Saleh, Josh Carrenca January 13, 2009

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