ymvig

your mom's vagina is gay (used as an insult)

"I just like you as a friend."

"ymvig"

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fym

fuck your mom

1.
Sundog: That girl ever call you back, Wex?

Wex: fym

2.
"Do you like cucumbers in your pho?"

"fym"

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Gihadist

Someone fanatical about training Brazilian Jiu Jitsu in the gi.

A gihadist may: 1)Only train in the gi, 2)Obsess over gi tournament rules, 3)Tell you that you can't get good without training in the gi.

I asked Sensei Charles if he wanted to roll so I could test out my leglocks, but he's such a gihadist that he said "Sorry I'm training for an advantage only tournament."

Twogi

A form of submission grappling based on the modern principles of IBJJF-style gi Jiu Jitsu. You wear TWO jackets and TWO pairs of long pants that extend well below your feet. Tournaments are points only. First sub results in a warning and reset to guard, second sub and you're automatically DQ'd. The main rule is that you have to be grabbing either the jacket or pants with at least one hand at all times. You get points for holding onto clothes- either your opponents' or your own- with both hands for 30 secs. You also get points for pulling guard, going upside down, or staying in place.

Josh: "Hey, you wanna train some nogi today? I wanna work on my rolling kimura to leg scissors."

Chris: "Nah, I'm not feelin' all that moving around and submitting each other. I'd be down for some Twogi rolling tho!"

ym'smig

your mom's mom is gay (insult used to trump "ymig")

Joshua: "I like this look you've got going here- very emo."

Lauren: "ymig"

Joshua: "ym'smig"

Lauren: "Damn. I didn't see that coming. You win."

FYML

Fuck Your Mom Later." Textspeak for "see you later.

TM1: Gettin on the plane now. See ya when I get back.

TM2: FYML.

ymig

your mom is gay

Girl Text: "We're broken up now. Why do you keep texting me all the time?"

Guy Text: "ymig"

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