A Clementine is the result of a cheeto dick and an ass tulip.
That clementine I gave your mom last night looked like the real thing until it started bleeding.
OR
Hey Slick, I licked the clementine I gave your little sister. It wasn't as sweet and juicy as I expected, but I had to get the taste of her meatloaf out of my mouth somehow.
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Borderline out of control,
Seeking attention through wild behaviour
My ranger mate had too many drinks at the club and starting red dogging it (man handing women on the dance floor)
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