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A massive, densely packed turd that releases itself in a straight, unpinched and untapered form. No toilet paper required.
I did my part for conserving toilet paper with that one. That was beyond a log, it was just straight-cut timber. Not sure how it flushed down.
A fart that smells like cured meat
Mmmmm, I smell sausage. Don't know what you're used to where you come from but I think that's an air sausage.
Excuse me for a few minutes, I have to go shake hands with an old friend.
He is dead.
Hey, whatever happened to Michele? You didn't hear, the groundhogs are bringing him breakfast.
A fart that smells so bad that it must have crawled over a log (turd) in your intestine to get out.
You might want to get out of here and take the kids with you because I just released a log-crawler.
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