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BLUE CHIPS

When a college tries to bribe star highschool athletes to joining their team. This comes either in the form of a fat check, several fat checks, a nice ride, some incentives and so forth.

Funny how Terry rolled up in a new SUV when his family can barely afford their house bills.

by Joshiro007 March 2, 2003

18πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


off the hook

To avoid an unwanted situation.

You saved mah cuz today, esse...For that, you OFF THE HOOK an I wont kill u.

by Joshiro007 February 20, 2003

32πŸ‘ 50πŸ‘Ž


Emoticons

Faces made to express emotions using simple keyboard keys. You Azian, You AOL, and you'll see deez alot. You're lucky I don't give a shit, but I'm sure you all are gonna bite off on these...

:) ;) :^) ^_^ *.* ^o^ @_@ :ΓƒΒž ?_? and the saddest one of all, the Pikachu: (o^_^o) Pika-pi! 9_9

by Joshiro007 February 18, 2003

196πŸ‘ 147πŸ‘Ž


RULE #1

Discovered in the eternal search for wisdom by the relentless Joshiro007, it the one thing you must always remember when involved in a serious relationship...RULE#1:

Hurt me once, shame on you.
Hurt me twice, shame on ME.

by Joshiro007 February 24, 2003

13πŸ‘ 155πŸ‘Ž


LIGHT UP

1) To smoke.
2) Used in a manner referring to relax an calm down.
3) To set someone or something on fire.
4) To rapidly pummel someone with your fists.

1) Fifteen minute break, man. Time to LIGHT UP.
2) Christ, LIGHTEN UP before you have a heart attack or somethin.
3) Gun's outta ammo. Time to take the flame-thrower and LIGHT UP these alien freaks.
4) Yeah, I was a bit out of it today. I missed this one block during free-fighting and I just got my chest LIT UP!

by Joshiro007 February 22, 2003

247πŸ‘ 92πŸ‘Ž


ADIDAS

1) A brand of popular shoes.
2) Stands for "All Day I Dream About Sex" which originated from the song sung by the metal band KORN.

by Joshiro007 February 20, 2003

64πŸ‘ 92πŸ‘Ž


AH-UH!

Between peepz, an outburst to signal that something someone just said or did was just...not...right!

"What do a 75-year-old woman got between her tiddies that a 25-year-old don't?"

"What?"

"Her belly-button..!"

"AH-UH!!!"

by Joshiro007 February 22, 2003

47πŸ‘ 32πŸ‘Ž