Dinger

An Australian term for condom

Hey Joe, do you have a spare dinger? Beth is over there giving me the eye, I think she wants a root.

Kerp

Australian slang for enormous penis.

Mandy. ‘I saw Josh skinny dipping in the local waterhole. Wow, what a penis.’

Kelly, ‘Yeah, I’ve taken that kerp on more than me occasion.’

galloptic

A penis of massive proportions.

Nancy, ‘I’m so sore, I can barely walk.’

Judy, ‘why, what happened?’

Nancy, ‘Doug gave me every inch of his galloptic cock this morning.’

lebronze

the term given to NBA star forward LeBron James after team USA won a bronze medal in the 2004 Summer Olympics even though it wasn't his fault that he got very little playing time because basically, Larry Brown, the coach of team USA in 04 sucks.... really bad, and never gives a young player any chance which is also why Darko still hasn't shown his true talent yet.

It's not LeBronze's fault that he didn't get any playing time.

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Moot

The word moot originated in either Australia or New Zealand as slang for Vagina

Hey Pete, I couldn’t go down on Carla last night, she needs to shave her hairy moot.

fan belt

Circumcised penis

Jack and Dave are drinking at the pub. Jack asks Dave if has a fan belt or skivvy?

cockano

A penis that stands tall and proud with heavy veins, it’s also one that’s more eruptive than Mt Vesuvius on a bad day.

Kurt: ‘Hey, look at Amy over there, she’s always got a smile on her face.’
Daryl ‘That’s because she feeds on Josh’s cockano every night.’