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Masturbate

When you are so depressed that it's your only way of escape. Sure you can get pleasure from it, but it's temporary. And then you get even more depressed. Like cigarettes, It begins as a very fun and new and exciting process, given that you just discovered your puberty. But over the years, you just get tired of it.

You get tired over it and want to stop this once and for all. But you can't. You can't because it's just so addicting. It's basically self harm but a lot, lot less painful and harmful. But its still tiring. You can't stop. You regret ever starting it. But it's your only way of escape, from all your pain, suffering, and tiredness. Ever time you masturbate, you feel absolutely ashamed, pathetic, miserable and like an absolute piece of shit.

You start by feeling horny as fuck, either you probably open p*rn or just create pictures in your head of whatever fetish you have. I mostly have a fetish of female neck movement, and (partly) NATURAL and NOT FORCED female hiccups and burps. Enough of that. After that you hold your cock or shove in pussy (depends if you're a boy or girl. I am of the former.) And then you pleasure yourself as if you're having sex, but you actually don't. Many use lubricants like lotion or oil, or soap when you're in shower. but I personally prefer dry. I mostly masturbate during shower and before sleep. It's shitty, really.

Corbin: *goes to sleepover and can't masturbate*
Corbin: "guess I won't sleep today. I really need to masturbate. But I don't wanna. Man, my life just keep getting shitter."

by Joshua Joestar (MvN) June 20, 2022


Masturbate

When you are so depressed that it's your only way of escape. Sure you can get pleasure from it, but it's temporary. And then you get even more depressed. Like cigarettes, It begins as a very fun and new and exciting process, given that you just discovered your puberty. But over the years, you just get tired of it.

You get tired over it and want to stop this once and for all. But you can't. You can't because it's just so addicting. It's basically self harm but a lot, lot less painful and harmful. But its still tiring. You can't stop. You regret ever starting it. But it's your only way of escape, from all your pain, suffering, and tiredness. Ever time you masturbate, you feel absolutely ashamed, pathetic, miserable and like an absolute piece of shit.

You start by feeling horny as fuck, either you probably open p*rn or just create pictures in your head of whatever fetish you have. I mostly have a fetish of female neck movement, and (partly) NATURAL and NOT FORCED female hiccups and burps. Enough of that. After that you hold your cock or shove in pussy (depends if you're a boy or girl. I am of the former.) And then you pleasure yourself as if you're having sex, but you actually don't. Many use lubricants like lotion or oil, or soap when you're in shower. but I personally prefer dry. I mostly masturbate during shower and before sleep. It's shitty, really.

Corbin: *goes to sleepover and can't masturbate*
Corbin: "guess I won't sleep today. I really need to masturbate. But I don't wanna. Man, my life just keep getting shitter."

by Joshua Joestar (MvN) June 20, 2022


Okabe Rintaro Steins;GATE

So basically, my GOAT, HoUOUOUOUOUOYOYOYOUOOUOUOIN KAMEHAMEHA (AKA MADDO SCIENTISTO), was asked that's whether he'd would lose to time convergence & he replied with "Nah, I'd win" stating that he'd win against alpha & beta world lines, & achieve the true STEINS;GATE. (Rassengan!!)

Mayuri: KAMEHAMEHA!
Mayushii: Okarin OKABE RINTARO STEINS;GATE, BANKAI!!!

by Joshua Joestar (MvN) February 22, 2024


Floptok

Whatever DDistrict & majster90 said. What more needs to be said?

Mentally retartedt Floptoker: HELP I-
Normal guy: speak normally pls
Mentally retartedt floptoker: You don't understand, you r DaBoyzzzz
Normal guy: No such thing exists. Its made up. No one acknowledges this "DaBoys" existence. You're just delusional.

Retartedt floptokers: Delusional? Wym?
Normal guy: *sighs* ... You're "DELULU"... Understand now??

by Joshua Joestar (MvN) October 7, 2023

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Urban Dictionary

why are u even searching it up....? You're literally LOOKING AT IT.

Man 1: What does coochie mean?
Man 2: Look it up on Urban Dictionary.

by Joshua Joestar (MvN) October 11, 2021


braqbaqa

Braqbaqa is when Arthur Morgan from Red Dead Redemption 2

Dude: Arthur Morgan Braqbaqa

by Joshua Joestar (MvN) June 22, 2022


𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

𝓗𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓸 𝓥𝓻𝓸 💖

What if instead of TikTok, we had 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 tok, where instead of dancing videos, we had touching each other videos!!

by Joshua Joestar (MvN) May 26, 2024