Exployee

An employee that is no longer working for a certain business

Dude 1: "There's a guy looking for a Matt, do we have a Matt working here?"

Dude 2: "Nope, Exployee. Got fired last week"

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Drunkle

Older drunken males that like to hang all over younger females at parties, wedding receptions, etc. Assumed to be somebody's uncle.

Dude, see that drunkle strippin on the dance floor?

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