anchor baby

What your girlfriend hopes to achieve by "forgetting" to taker her pill, thus guaranteeing that you'll have to spend the rest of your now ruined life with her... or that you'll have to run from the law forever to avoid child support.

I caught my girlfriend flushing her pill and poking holes in all the condoms... I think she wants an anchor baby.

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Brain shart

Similar to a brain fart, only something nonsensical comes out of your mouth during the thought process (aka a brain fart where a little comes out).

Guy 1(in deep thought): Yeep.
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: Huh? Oh, sorry... I had a brain shart.

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