african americans

what white people call black people for fear of being racist.

news reporter: "the robery suspect is an african americans who is considered armed and jobless."

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double penetration

when a heterosexual couple outsources the girl's asshole.

damn, sweetie, i'm glad we added johnny so we could do double penetration.

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basket watcher

looking at a male's crotch through his pants and judging its size.

josh: "what are you looking at?"
Steve: "nothing"
josh: "no, you were checking out his junk, you basket watcher"

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