Steamy Shatner

When your loved one ambushes you by taking a hot stinky shit while you are taking a hot steamy shower. The stench mixes with the steam and just lingers and lingers. It often causes the victim to vomit in the shower.

We hadn't even been married three weeks when he gave me a steamy shatner.

dicknanagins

Any shenanigans involving the penis. Purposely space docking your lover, flicking your buddy in the nuts, wrapping your balls around your dick and screaming "look babe/dude, it's a hot dog!" Ect.

Example:
Did you see Steve in the locker room today? He was up to all sorts or dicknanagins.

My boyfriend and I were fucking last night, he space-docked me 3 times and I know he was doing it on purpose. I am so sick of his dicknanagins!

Did you see Steve in the locker room today? He was up to all sorts or dicknanagins.

My boyfriend and I were fucking last night, he space-docked me 3 times and I know he was doing it on purpose. I am so sick of his dicknanagins!