Stuart Little Syndrome

In which a human cannot handle the emotional grief of yeeting small rodents, even if they may be infected, because of a movie that featured a talking mouse with emotions equivalent to that of a human.

“He catches the dirty house mice and houses them in a box because he has Stuart Little Syndrome.”

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Turkish De-Lie

(Noun) A phrase for the disappointment that immediately crosses your mind upon realizing that Edmund Pevensie greatly exaggerated the taste of the candy known as, Turkish Delight.

When you finally taste the candy that made Edmund Pevensie betray his siblings, only to realize that it’s not nearly as delightful or delectable as portrayed. It is indeed a Turkish De-Lie, the LaCroix of confectionary creations.

“I was expecting the taste of Turkish Delight to change my life, but instead I tasted a Turkish De-Lie!”

“It looks so juicy, so sweet, so delicious…. But it’s just a sugar coated Turkish De-Lie.”

Crème Brolée

When two or more bros pay equal amounts of cash to share a dish of crème brûlée. Oftentimes feeding each other with chilled spoons, while staring longingly into each other’s eyes. The crème brûlée is warm, the tension is hot.

“I’m not rich bro, how about we split the cost and have a dish of Crème Brolée?