Ohio River

One of the largest and longest-lengthed rivers on the continent of North America. It runs from the city of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania all the way to the very southern tip of Illinois at a town called Cairo, whereupon it pours out into the Mighty Mississippi River.

It covers a length of well over 300 miles and creates the northern border for Kentucky and West Virginia, separating them from the rest of Midwest. This major waterway has been the lifesource for the people who have resided in this large Ohio River Valley since the dawn of the 1800s, and the Native Americans who predominantly occupied the region beforehand. The riverboat traffic on the Ohio as well as the major freshwater source was the number one reason for the development of such huge cities and large towns along the Ohio River. See Owensboro, Evansville, Cincinnati, Huntington, and Louisville.

The Ohio River as been used in trafficking supplies of natural resources like coal to other areas, as well as troop transports during the War of 1812 and the Civil War.

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Terri Schiavo

This lovely lady was brought into this unfortunate situation a decade and a half ago. Now it is the liberals and the asshole husband of Terri, Michael Schiavo who are allowing and even supporting the murder of this disabled, brain-damaged (but NOT braindead) woman.
She was a devout Catholic, so the tens of millions of other American Christians and God are seriously concerned about this horrible act against humanity. There is no doubt about it, God is MAD, especially since this is one of his believing children! If Jesus were walking around today, she wouldn't be in this condition (which Michael Schiavo put her in, by the way) because he could and DID perform miracles. It's not our fault, or hers that she is in this condition and therefore unable to please that bastard husband of hers. What's worse, that adulterer has been going out and cheating on her for all of these long years. Some dedicated husband he is, eh?

God is not pleased by these inhumane acts being taken against Terri Schiavo. The people responsible for this will surely pay in time.

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Feel It Hard

This is a phrase that can be added on to an insult, or a snap against someone's mama. It basically means to take something painfully or be hurt by it (what the person has had said to them), and increases the impact and effect of the insult by the user.

It would be nice to have a blowjob from your mom. feel it hard.

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Dog Log

Another, rhyming term for dogpile and dog shit. This is canine fecal matter that is usually found in your front yard or on sidewalks.

I should probably stop feeding my dog so much; he's crapping out dog logs like an Uzi empties a clip. It's everywhere!

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Redneck

According to the left-wing bigots, anyone who disagrees with liberal ideas such as partial-birth abortion or gay marriage. This is what you are for being a Republican and voting for George W. Bush.

Well, I voted for George and I'm a devout Conservative; I guess that makes me a redneck.

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Hicks

(THIS IS THE OTHER HALF OF THE COMPARISON BETWEEN REDNECKS AND HICKS)

A Hick:
-May or may not be intelligent or somewhat educated
-Doesn't go to KKK meetings
-May or may not be imbreeded
-Wears overalls and straw hats
-Doesn't always wear shoes
-Are lucky to have a computer
-Might be seen chewing on a hay straw
-Doesn't drink beer; drinks moonshine
-Doesn't live in trailer parks like rednecks; quite a few live in suburban houses, but most live in the southern foothills, Appalachia, and vast farmlands throughout the Midwest.
-Is less racist and bigoted towards differences, but is still serious about defending whatever their particular way of life may be
-Are usually more hospitable, especially in the mountains of the South, or the massed farms of the Midwest.
-Aren't always as violent as rednecks.

I went down to eastern Tennessee and saw a bunch of hillbilly-ish people, but they were all nice to me, and they were all wearing shoes. I heard some talking about how stupid the KKK was...

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Chong The Load

This means you that you open and swallow the load of cum during oral sex.

From a joke: ....please caress my balls, if you don't you chong the load.

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