Lou Gan Ma

What the CCP used to force feed John Cena while recording in a concentration camp.

John Cena:" I already sang the fuckin national anthem now what u want"
Soldier:" Now u take this rat poison and tell the world how good it is"
John Cena:" wtf is lou gan ma?"
Soldier:" it is a mix of rat piss, fired horse cock and your family"
John Cena:"Like shit im eatin this"
Soldier:"Just record u eatin and u get the 20k is ez, chau ni ma"

Lao Gan Ma

What the CCP used to force feed John Cena while recording in the concentration camp.

John Cena:" I already sang the fuckin national anthem now what u want"
Soldier:" Now u take this rat poison and tell the world how good it is"
John Cena:" wtf is lao gan ma?"
Soldier:" it is a mix of rat piss, fired horse cock and your family"
John Cena:"Like shit im eatin this"
Soldier:"Just record u eatin and u get the 20k is ez, chau ni ma"

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The Bobby Schmurda

Smoking pot in the school bathrooms.

Student A) Yo why does Carouselambra smell like a bush.
Student B) He just pulled a goddam The Bobby Schmurda.
Carouselambra) Man I'm high as hell my plug gave me the Indiana cowboy OG.